Definitions by moses okeffe japel

rodent surprise

when a man uses a white hamster or gerbil as a condom. After he has spaffed he fishes out the mangled corpse which looks like what can only be described as hairy placenta. It is then fried or grilled and is an excellent with a sherry or on a hot summers day some pimms. To make a deluxe you must remove from the vagina and place into the rectum.

"good morning honey, i cooked you up a nice rodent surprise!"

"lets make this fucker a deluxe"

rodent surprise by moses okeffe japel September 3, 2012