Definitions by morvy

Stalk

Bit of the bud everyone always leaves until there's no weed left, and it becomes gold.

'Aww, that's the last of the weed...'
'It's ok, fancy a stalk shottie?'
'STALK!!!'

Stalk by morvy March 1, 2010

Bidet 

Little bum washing toilet you can't shit in

'Hang on Brenda, I've just had a right clingy shite, need to use the bidet'

Bidet by morvy January 21, 2010