carltoned

past tense of having someone "carlton" you. to be be fondled, fucked, or violated without inviting it or wanting it

Everytime he comes around me, i feel carltoned.

by mo noodleman May 13, 2009

punkin' poker

one who likes to have sex with a pregnant woman

My wife is pregnant but no problem, I'm a punkin' poker.

by Mo Noodleman December 29, 2007