mlle h's definitions

someonia

an undiagnosed medical condition that is characterized by a severe worsening of the common cold. Usually necessitates undesired or unaffordable medical attention. See someitis.

If I had health insurance, I would go to the doctor for my someonia.

by mlle h March 27, 2009

someitis

a worsening of the common cold that has not been diagnosed by a medical professional. Similar to "someonia."

"That's not a cold; that's someitis! You should see a doctor."

by mlle h March 27, 2009