Definitions by mixer 2

Percussive Maintenance 

a book found in the game West of Loathing, described as "the ancient art of fixing things by hitting them really hard".

person 1: -speaking jibberish-
person 2: -bitch slaps person 1-
person 1: dude what the hell was that for?
person 2: I used percussive maintenance on you, chill

Percussive Maintenance by mixer 2 March 16, 2022

Fake Sneeze 

when you get that feeling in your nose like you're about to sneeze but it never comes out

person 1: aaaaaa-
person 2: are you gonna sneeze?
person 1: nope, false alarm, I had a fake sneeze

Fake Sneeze by mixer 2 March 16, 2022

that Scrimbly Shwabble Blop Schrimblebobblopoingey Super SCROBLER 

an adjective used to describe someone who you find really cool or does something really cool.

person 1: you've got that scrimbly shwabble blop schrimblebobblopoingey super SCROBLER for sure
person 2: what?
person 1: you're really cool is what I mean
person 2: oh ok, that makes more sense.

that Scrimbly Shwabble Blop Schrimblebobblopoingey Super SCROBLER by mixer 2 March 16, 2022