Wironing

To do your household ironing chores whilst drinking wine, and possibly smoking/dancing.

Oh no I've just written my car off in a hedge. All i did was go to the spar for some ciggies after a heavy bout of wironing.

by miss rey June 11, 2007

squabhead

From squab(french)= baby pigeon. A short woman who has no apparant intellect.

I just fell down a flight of stairs while trying to balance 3 boxes of shoes on top of my wironing, I'm such a total squabhead.

by miss rey June 11, 2007