Martin

She looks a little fat.

Oh, yeah, Martin? She’s a glutton.

Someone should check her for a calf.

I hate doing that.

Well, that’s why I said “someone.”
by minutemade002 December 24, 2023
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Greg

a Nazi—but a hot one
Jewish girl: Wow, he’s hot.

Normal person: Who, Greg? He’s a Nazi! He’s working for the other side!

Jewish girl: Oh, no! I still think he’s hot though.
by minutemade002 December 24, 2023
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