purity ring

a little silver ring that announces to the world that you take it only up the ass.
did you see her purity ring? that pooper's gotta be loose.
by milo the unkempt April 26, 2015
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Take it to the hoop

To conceal contraband in one's rectum.
If you get busted with the rock, take it to the hoop in the squad car.
by milo the unkempt July 26, 2023
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