Definitions by milo the unkempt

Take it to the hoop 

To conceal contraband in one's rectum.

If you get busted with the rock, take it to the hoop in the squad car.

Take it to the hoop by milo the unkempt July 26, 2023

purity ring

a little silver ring that announces to the world that you take it only up the ass.

did you see her purity ring? that pooper's gotta be loose.

purity ring by milo the unkempt April 26, 2015