Definitions by milf eater

Haulu 

stupid ass bitch ass punk ass idiot

SUPER DUMB AND GULLIBKE
NAIVE
SLOW CANt run FAST

Haulu: bro i’ve been feeling kinda sick
me: oh bro u got that cancer covid malaria ebola mashup man

haulu: really??? NOOOOO
me: bruh

Haulu by milf eater February 23, 2022

Haulu 

A person with a high confidence and is very athletic. They are always positive and super unintentionally funny!

Haulu: bro lets race
person: HELLL no ur gonna beat me regardless bro
Haulu: ha ha ha

Haulu by milf eater January 14, 2022

dilf lover 

the best partner somebody could have. if you have dilf lovers attention then you have officially won. they are the best person ever and you should love them unconditionally FOREVER!!

??: who r u dating
me: dilf lover smirk
??: LUCKY cry

dilf lover by milf eater May 1, 2021