4 definitions by mike o.

assfuckinhole

1.an asshole who likes to fuck alot
2.a simpler word for fuckin asshole

Your best friend is going around and fucking everyone he sees and then you find out hes fuckin your girlfriend assfuckinhole!!!!!

by mike o. February 19, 2004

cowboy

This is when a guy sits on top of a keg with the tap in between his legs and rocks back and forth with the nozzle in his mouth chugging. with his free hand twirling around above his head as if he has a lasso

Dude keg stands and gargoyles are good but I'm doin a cowboy

by mike o. June 22, 2009

great dane

A girl who is a 9 or up on a 1 to 10 rating and deserves being pointed out to your friends

Yo mike look at the great dane by the cashier

by mike o. June 19, 2009

captain black-mouth

The after taste of a cheap cigar.

Hey bill, I have a bad case of captain black-mouth

by mike o. May 26, 2009