mike from the queens's definitions

Gammon

The product of lustful breeding. Eternal being. Satan cowers in Gammon’s presence. Takes on the form of mushed up shrek when in attack/seduce mode. Powers include seduction and herpes. Legend has it Gammon is the last thing one sees before their descent to hell. Goes by it/them pronouns.

did you hear there was a gammon sighting last night? it was in the steam mill!

by mike from the queens May 26, 2020

Ugly Harry

the ugliest goon imaginable, an ugly harry.

"oh my, is that... UGLY HARRY?!? What an ugly fucker."

by mike from the queens December 12, 2019