skinny kenny

A largely overweight police officer that only uses 1-2 worded sentences such as,
-sumthin spicious
-slow down
-can’t walk
-hungry
and also has “justice” for every meal. Including,
-justice last pound of bacon
-justice this brick of cheese
-justice big plate of nachos
-justice case of canned tuna
-justice pan of grease slathered on bread.

Skinny Kenny was a not so skinny police officer in Santa Clara, Utah.

by mike charter January 24, 2022

Campbelling

To tie a hefty soup can to your man piece to stretch it out for length. Also know as cock-maxing.

Cameron won’t stop campbelling, he goes home each day and does it too much. One day he’s going to step on it and get put into a wheelchair.

by mike charter May 1, 2024

campbelling

Campbelling, like mewing, but instead, tying a hefty Campbells soup can to your cock to stretch it out for a longer unit. Can be referred to Campbelling or Campbelled.

Cameron Campbelled all weekend long instead of playing a round of Monopoly. He really needs to stop Campbelling!

by mike charter April 24, 2024

fudge finger trucker special

An act performed by a truck stop prostitute where the finger gets inserted into a truckers ass before a healthy bowel movement to ensure the prostitute won’t get crapped on during any sexual acts. Just like checking the oil dipstick on your car to see where the oil level is.

Don’t go to the Flying Jays truck stop. The lot lizards there give you the old fudge finger trucker special!!!!!

by mike charter January 26, 2022