blind carl

a blind carl is when you shit on someones eyes and stick your dick in their mouth.

In order to survive prison, ethan had to become quite adept at executing a "blind carl" at a moments notice.

by mike February 18, 2005

Conan O'Brien

The Johnny Carson of modern times. Conan really came into his own after his second banana, Andy Richter, left the show in the late 90s. O'Brien recieved the high honor of being the replacement to Jay Leno at the end of the decade. Famous characters from his show include Triumph the insult comedy dog and the masturbating bear.

"Right now its time to look....into the future!"
"The future Conan?"
"Yes that's right (enter guest's name here)! Its time to look all the way....to the year 2000!"

by Mike July 20, 2008

parsa

the coolest girl ever, with booty too.

Damn, that chick was parsa!

by Mike June 26, 2004

yub yub

1> the proclomation of your food arriving at the table

waitress: "who had the ham and swiss?"
Mike: "YUB YUB!"

by Mike December 07, 2003

bioplagiarism

a term in bioinformatics: unsolicited cloning as a violation of the copyright law.

All of us are fleshy citations from our ancestors. Who cares about quotation marks? Bioplagiarism is in the order of things.

by Mike March 30, 2008

Toggy

Noun

Slang term used to describe a person (usually male) who partakes in massive quantities of alcohol consumption. Not to be confused with drunks and alcoholics. Generally a person of slightly classier and/or professional nature, but definitely not a wine taster; could be a wine guzzler.

"Hey, there goes Mike going back to the pub, that ol' toggy!"

"Aaron, toggies pay for their OWN booze."

"If I had more money, I'd stop bein' a worthless toggy, an' get some real pricey hootch."

by Mike January 30, 2004

culebra

a type of snake man that scares many peoples. dates back to the early 2000 times when people were scared of the culebra.

that culebra is motha-fuggin scary yo.

by mike October 25, 2004