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lexipoem, or lexicopoem

lexipoem, or lexicopoem n (Gr. lexis, "word, phrase, expression," from legein, "say", + Gr. poiein, "to make or compose") – a single word as a poetic composition; a neologism as a creative work.
Ralph Emerson said: "Every word was once a poem."
The word "lexipoem" is an abbreviation of this aphorism condensed into a single word.

Every word (lexis) was once a poem (poiema)… and still IS at the moment of its coinage.
by Mike December 25, 2003
mugGet the lexipoem, or lexicopoemmug.

speherical asshole

someone who is an asshole no matter how you look at them.
that guy's a spherical asshole.
by mike January 17, 2004
mugGet the speherical assholemug.

WTF

Acronym for 'What the fuck'. Usually expresses...1: Confusion or 2: Anger.
"wtf was that/"

"dude wtf r u doing!?!?1"
by Mike December 7, 2003
mugGet the WTFmug.

minion bones

Minion bones is a creature born in the depths of the minion factory. His body is 90% graphlite (used in the Aerospace industry for its lightness, flexibility, strength, consistancy in properties and cost effective pricing.). The project code named "minion bones, man or machine?" Has created the minion we all know as Bones. He was sadly created without eye lids due to budget cuts, but he can slice tomatoes with his unusally thin wrists, and it's rumored he has the power to control elements when he reaches the ripe age of 76 ( the day before he dies).
by mike May 13, 2005
mugGet the minion bonesmug.

fump

combo of fuck and hump
I'd fump her!
by Mike March 12, 2004
mugGet the fumpmug.

hezmana

Another term for hell. Used on the tv show Farscape
What the hezmana is going on?
by Mike August 7, 2003
mugGet the hezmanamug.

gottumz

In the scenario someone has fallen for a trick, has been humiliated, or has plain been "gotten" per say, Gottumz is a proper word to use
"Dude what the fuck, you killed my cat!"

"haha! gottumz!"
by mike September 14, 2004
mugGet the gottumzmug.

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