Puddle Pirates

Any member of the US Coast Guard. Used because the Coast Guard doesn't operate in deep water; usually close to the shore and in lake and rivers.

Why must you be 6'6'' to join the puddle pirates? If your boat sinks, you can walk to shore.

by mighty mighty SEALtone August 30, 2013

tub sailor

Members of the coast guard. Bath tubs are about the same size of a Coast Guard cutter.

Well if you can't get into the Navy, you might want to be a tub sailor.

by mighty mighty SEALtone November 24, 2016