When you don't know what gift to buy someone at Christmas time, so instead you just give them some money so they can buy something themself. Christmas cash is also a song by the hit youtuber named Fred.
Theodore: Oh crap dude, I don't know what to buy my girlfriend for a Christmas present!
Samuel: Just get her some Christmas cash.
Fred: Caaaash! Cash money! Money! All I really want is caaaash! Cash money!
Fuck-za is a food you eat without actually eating anything. The way you eat it is by telling a very explicit sex phrase. Kind of like a title for a porn video.
Hairy Hariet Fuck-za has the delicious shit-tastic ingrediant of poop straight out of Zack's magical butthole. Features a wide variaty of Berry's big shit-za, and for desert, Daniel's dippy dandy candy PENIS!