michael mooncricket III's definitions

DC coon

An aggressive and dangerous black person in the Washington DC area. They prey on tourists- mugging, stealing, carjacking..assaulting them. They will try and intimidate the victim by being loud and speaking coon talk. They have bad intentions. And there’s very little repercussions due to local political leader’s policies on crime.

While walking to the Jefferson Memorial, a group of DC coons threatened to shoot me if I didn’t give them my wallet.

by michael mooncricket III October 17, 2022

stall graffiti

when you are taking a shit in a public bathroom- and your shit squirts on the wall

janitors hate me because i leave stall graffiti and don't clean up.

by michael mooncricket III July 3, 2021

roody

when you are on all 4s with your head in the bushes throwing up from drinking

DTYP (drink till you puke) is a fun game because no matter how many people play ..there is 1 winner and the rest are getting roody.

by michael mooncricket III April 18, 2025

hammett hoop

a single basketball goal in a field that has given many generations of kids a place to shoot hoops

Every time I drive by that hammett hoop, there is a young fellow shooting 3s. I bet that hammett hoop has seen more shots than a Memphis gas station.

by michael mooncricket III April 18, 2025

HAHR

HAHR is a neighborhood organization that was formed in the late 1980s to put a stop to kids ripping basketball rims off of backboards. It piggybacked neighborhood watch groups in Northern California's south bay area.

Kids don't hoop ram in our neighborhood any more because they recognize the HAHR signs.

by michael mooncricket III October 31, 2025