metallilbanger's definitions

rednecks

stoopid, ignorant, rascist, inscest bastards of the south. usually, theyre fat, missin half thur teef, dirty, smelly, stoopid, cant reed ur rite wurth shit,and married to thur sister.
theyre the peeple that er mad at black people for being dumb, and lazy, when theire dumberer and lazier. and their mad at minoritees for takin their jobs. maybe thier gettin dem jobs cause thery can actually reed n rite. der.

redneck: my muthers my sister
me: what the fuck
redneck: i hate naggurs.
me: everyone hates you
redneck: i just git dun doin wit the thing there and the watchacallit over ther at the place in the widgit
me: what the fuck did you just say?
redneck: y'all come back now.
me: quit changing the subject, you retard.
redneck: shut up naggur
me: im not even black, fuckin moron
redneck: shutup u dern idgit

by MetallilbangeR April 3, 2005

pacific sunwear

fuckin poser store. real skaters/biker/surfers, or whatever dont even shop there. they go to thier local skate/bike shop. thats where poser ass preps shop. that store sucks. and its too expensive.

poser: look at this cool element shirt i got

Me: do you even skate board?

poser: no, why?

Me: fuckin poser.

by MetallilbangeR April 3, 2005

rollerblading

A gay ass alternative to skateboarding. a.k.a fruitbooting. pussies that try to skateboard, and realize that its too hard convert to fruitbooting.

fruitbooter: wow look at me, i can jump so high with my blades on!!!

me: theyre attached to your fuckin feet, you idiot

fruitbooter: (starts crying) leave me alone.

by MetallilbangeR April 3, 2005

skateboarding

the best sport ever, and yes its a sport. freedom. sport with no boundaries, rules, or limits. do whatever you want, however you want, whenever you want. no stupid coach to yell at you, and no stupid uniform. i do it for the thrill, not for fame,money,or chicks. people who do it for those reasons are just posers. and its way better than bmx. fuck metal molesters. skaters are stereotyped as dilinquents, but were not. theyre also stereotyped as having piercings, and died hair, and listening to punk music, but thats not me. i dont even listen to punk. its stupid. and i hate posers.

skateboarding is mankinds greatest invention. sk8 4 lyf

by MetallilbangeR April 3, 2005

fatass

F.A.T.A.S.S
Fucking Awsome Team of All Stupid Skaterboarders.
a skate posse started by me.

yo im a f.a.t.a.s.s. and im fuckin proud.

by MetallilbangeR April 23, 2006

god

who made who?????????did god make us, fuck no. we mad him. in our fucking minds we created an imaginary person.

God Hates Us All!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by MetallilbangeR April 3, 2005

angel of death

josef mengele, a sick twisted nazi motherfucker. the dude that did all the sick experiments on jews at the death camp in auschwitz. he would peel their skin off to see how long they could live. he would sew two people together. put them in chambers and gas them. burn them. cut the top of their head off and put chemicals in their brains, or take parts of their brains out, and tons of other sick shit that i cant even imagine. also a fuckin awesome slayer song. listen to it motherfuckers!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!auschwitz, the meaning of pain
the way that i want you to die
slow death, immense decay
showers that cleanse you of your life
forced in, like cattle you run
stripped of your lifes worth
human mice for the angel of death
four hundred thousand more to die
angel of death
monarch to the kingdom of the dead
sadistic, surgeon of demise
sadist of the noblest blood
destroying, without mercy
to benefit the aryan race
surgery, with no anesthesia
feel the knife pierce you intensely
inferior, no use to mankind
strapped down, screaming out to die
angel of death
monarch to the kingdom of the dead
infamous butcher
angel of death
pumped with fluid, inside your brain
pressure in your skull begins pushing through your eyes
burning flesh drips away
test of heat burns your skin
your mind starts to boil
frigid cold, cracks your limbs
how long can you last in this frozen water burial?
sewn together, joining heads
just a matter time till you rip yourselves apart
millions laid out in their crowded tombs
sickening ways to achieve the holocaust
seas of blood, bury life
smell you death as it burns deep inside of you
abacinate, eyes that bleed
praying for the end of your wide awake nightmare
wings of pain reach out for you
his face of death staring down,
your bloods running cold
injecting cells, dying eyes
feeding off the screams of the mutants he's creating
pathetic harmless victims left to die
rancid angel of death flying free
angel of death
monarch to the kingdom of the dead
infamous butcher
angel of death
angel of death
- SLAYER

by MetallilbangeR April 5, 2005