2 definitions by messi.nger

june baby

Someone who is born in June, and it sounds super gay if used by a guy.

Dude my Birthday is in September

Oh cool i'm a June Baby

by messi.nger June 4, 2017

Lexi

She is the biggest hoe you will ever meet. She is nasty to everybody who doesn't give her what she wants. She can't keep a single friend. She thinks she's the hottest girl in the world but really she is the ugliest living creature. She acts like a bad ass when literally anyone can flame her ass. She dates dwarfs. She can't spell. She can't read. And she can't take the fucking hint that nobody gives a single fuck about her. And don't get me started on her "amazing" fighting. This girl punches like a frickin toddler with amputated hands. She is so goth and disgusting, i gag every time i see her.

Guy 1: Hey yo is that the chick you were talking about?
Guy 2: Yeah, couldn't you tell? It's a Lexi.
Guy 1: Ooof
Guy 2: I know man i know

by messi.nger April 25, 2018