2 definitions by menaretrashdontatme

Merkt

getting absolutely obliterated at something\by someone. doing something poorly or just generally doing things wrong.

bro 1: "did you see that?? she just got merkt, bro"
bro 2: "yeah she took a phat tumble."

by menaretrashdontatme April 26, 2020

Guuu

When a baby wants a banana and it’s too young to ask for it

“Guuu gu gaa ga”
Mother, I crave banana

by menaretrashdontatme January 13, 2019