Definitions by menaretrashdontatme

Merkt 

getting absolutely obliterated at something\by someone. doing something poorly or just generally doing things wrong.

bro 1: "did you see that?? she just got merkt, bro"
bro 2: "yeah she took a phat tumble."

Merkt by menaretrashdontatme April 25, 2020

Guuu 

When a baby wants a banana and it’s too young to ask for it

“Guuu gu gaa ga”
Mother, I crave banana

Guuu by menaretrashdontatme January 12, 2019