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Toilet Printing Press 

When a fatass can't wipe his ass due to his ass cheeks being so big so he spreads his ass enough to fit some toilet paper in there and like a print press closes his ass to press the shit on the paper.
My doctor said I'm on the road to obesity, I don't want to be operating a Toilet Printing Press anytime soon

Home Depot Necktie 

A rope noose used for hanging people
The Klansman bragged about giving the black man down the street a home depot necktie for his birthday