Definitions by melon man

fneek 

A combination of freak, nerd, and geek.

Fneek's travel in pairs or groups.

fneek by Melon Man March 24, 2003

melonholing 

The act of cutting a hole in the rind of a watermelon, inserting one's penis into the hole and deriving sexual gratification.

I think I'll go home to my melon patch and do some melonholing.

melonholing by melon man January 18, 2003