meljogo's definitions

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzcvbnm

When you try to type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm because you're bored out of your fucking mind but you accidently skip the x.

John: AHHHHH I'm sooo fucking borrrrred! qwertyuiopasdfghjklzcvbnm
John: Oops, I mean qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

by meljogo February 20, 2021

Ma'am

tHiS iS a WeNdY's

Wendy: E
Shrek: E
Ma'am: E

by meljogo February 21, 2021

Guinea pig

The root of all evil

Unsuspecting person: I want a pet!
Guinea pig: Squeak squeak (Translation: I just sold my soul. I would like to eat you now.)
Unsuspecting person: Oh my god I want it! I'm naming her Angel!
News reporter: Unsuspecting person was murdered and eaten in their own house by Angel the guinea pig...

by meljogo March 9, 2021

47

e

47

by meljogo March 16, 2021