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by meljogo February 20, 2021
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2: A cult
3: A phrase used to mock soft girls/uwu girls
2: A cult
3: A phrase used to mock soft girls/uwu girls
Felon 1: What did you do to get in here? I murdered someone.
Felon 2: Arson.
Felon 3: I said uwu
Felon 1 and Arson: Oh, shit. We are in the presence of a criminal mastermind!
Everyone except Felon 3: *clapping*
Felon 3: *blush* uwu I'm so happy!
Guard: FELON 3!!! THAT'S 10 MORE YEARS FOR THAT?
Felon 3: Well, what can you do? UwU!
Felon 2: Arson.
Felon 3: I said uwu
Felon 1 and Arson: Oh, shit. We are in the presence of a criminal mastermind!
Everyone except Felon 3: *clapping*
Felon 3: *blush* uwu I'm so happy!
Guard: FELON 3!!! THAT'S 10 MORE YEARS FOR THAT?
Felon 3: Well, what can you do? UwU!
by meljogo February 23, 2021
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Unsuspecting person: I want a pet!
Guinea pig: Squeak squeak (Translation: I just sold my soul. I would like to eat you now.)
Unsuspecting person: Oh my god I want it! I'm naming her Angel!
News reporter: Unsuspecting person was murdered and eaten in their own house by Angel the guinea pig...
Guinea pig: Squeak squeak (Translation: I just sold my soul. I would like to eat you now.)
Unsuspecting person: Oh my god I want it! I'm naming her Angel!
News reporter: Unsuspecting person was murdered and eaten in their own house by Angel the guinea pig...
by meljogo March 09, 2021
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