"Your dog seems a little off today, he is trying to drink out of the toilet even though the lid is down!"
Naw... he is just a little pawtistic sometimes, he will snap out of it if you offer him a treat!
Naw... he is just a little pawtistic sometimes, he will snap out of it if you offer him a treat!
by Mediumdave22 March 08, 2011
Man I don't feel so good, went to the doctor and my lab results were off the charts; got to stop having Colon El Sanders prepare my meals.
by Mediumdave22 February 23, 2011
A Caucasian Tight End in football, goes against the stereotype of "White Receiver" since he is usually somewhat athletic and fast.
Tony Gonzalez is the best White End in the league, oh wait he is Hispanic. Dallas Clark is the best White End...
by Mediumdave22 March 24, 2011
A Caucasian wide receiver in football, usually lacking either speed, physical prowess, or any athleticism whatsoever. However, he always catches the ball and is usually the most consistent player on the offense.
Wes Welker has really stepped his game up since going to New England! He is the best white receiver in the game; he is always white open too!
by Mediumdave22 March 08, 2011
When you are considerate enough to use air freshener and/or fart fan after dropping massive duece in office or home setting.
by mediumdave22 February 18, 2011
Did you see that strippers skankle tattoo? Looks like she got it when doing 2 years for her involvement in a Tennessee portable meth lab.
by Mediumdave22 October 13, 2011
A massage parlor, usually located in a strip mall, where the phrase "you want to turn over?" means it's time for "happy ending".
by Mediumdave22 February 02, 2011