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White Receiver

A Caucasian wide receiver in football, usually lacking either speed, physical prowess, or any athleticism whatsoever. However, he always catches the ball and is usually the most consistent player on the offense.
Wes Welker has really stepped his game up since going to New England! He is the best white receiver in the game; he is always white open too!
by Mediumdave22 March 23, 2011
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skankle tattoo

A sleazy woman's lower leg or ankle tattoo, usually of a rose, barbed wire, panther, or butterfly.
Did you see that strippers skankle tattoo? Looks like she got it when doing 2 years for her involvement in a Tennessee portable meth lab.
by Mediumdave22 October 13, 2011
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Conshitterate

When you are considerate enough to use air freshener and/or fart fan after dropping massive duece in office or home setting.
Man, at least Dave was conshitterate after that ginormous dump he took by using the air freshener.
by mediumdave22 March 5, 2011
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Calf Ripken Jr

A super shredded calf muscle, usually owned by a triathlete or other bad ass athlete.
Adam: Man my legs are tired after that 50 mile bike ride!

Dave: Yeah I have to put Calf Ripken Jr on the 15 day DL.
by Mediumdave22 February 21, 2011
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whack shack

A massage parlor, usually located in a strip mall, where the phrase "you want to turn over?" means it's time for "happy ending".
TJ just got back from the whack shack, those Asian girls gave him the 3 finger special.
by Mediumdave22 February 22, 2011
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White Open

The status of a "white receiver" who is often left uncovered by the opposing defense due to his lack of game breaking speed or athleticism; however it can backfire as the "white receiver" seldom drops the ball and is very clutch
They should throw the ball to Johnny more, he is always white open!
by Mediumdave22 March 23, 2011
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Colon El Sanders

A person who eats and/or prepares so much fried chicken their cholesterol levels are dangerous.
Man I don't feel so good, went to the doctor and my lab results were off the charts; got to stop having Colon El Sanders prepare my meals.
by Mediumdave22 March 10, 2011
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