meaty vegan's definitions

hufflepuffed

when you get shat on by your mate so hard he sends you back to Hogwarts

"mate, get hufflepuffed you humdinger"

by meaty vegan July 11, 2018

shred it dude!

Technique used by benjamin to pleasure Olivia.

Shred it dude!

by meaty vegan July 11, 2018

its coming home

when all the plastic supporters think they're frontline. They put on their story 'it's coming home!' but have no idea what it means, Disgraceful.

Football's coming home!! Said Larry
'Its coming home! Screamed John

by meaty vegan July 10, 2018