one of the most amazing shots in the game of hockey. where the handler is behind the net, scoops up the puck with his/her stick and swings it into the goal right past the goalies head.
Dude1: Yo man, i just pulled of the Michigan Shot.
Dude2: Shut up you tweed, no you didn't, your paralyzed from the waist down.
Dude2: Shut up you tweed, no you didn't, your paralyzed from the waist down.
by mcjizzmuffin June 13, 2007

what happens to a man's sack on a very hot day, sometimes sagging so low it becomes a swinging sack.
Afroman: check it!! i gots me a saggy sack
Jewdude: oye!! i 'ont wanna peep 'at ish, fuck outta 'ere!!
Jewdude: oye!! i 'ont wanna peep 'at ish, fuck outta 'ere!!
by mcjizzmuffin June 13, 2007

by mcjizzmuffin June 15, 2007
