Ownage

(n) A term used during competition, complete elimination, where opposing team did not stand a chance.

The SOCOM II Clan, Palestinian Stone Throwers, create a unforgettable display of ownage every time they play.

by Maximus January 11, 2004

exabsurdum

The alter-ego of a Max. This is the incarnation of absurity into a human body and mind.

The universe is nonesense and can only be understood exabsurdum.

by MaXiMuS November 11, 2003

Dostoevsky

1. One of the two greatest authors ever.
2. A russian chap who understands the reality of life.

"Notes From Underground" is an incredible book."
"I know, it's strait from the genius of Dostoevsky!"

by MaXiMuS November 28, 2003

out4zero

bumstuffing arse bandit aka the tightarse of toontown

by maximus October 30, 2003

Wetlipper

One who takes a toke off of a pipe and leaves the end wet, then passes it without wiping it off.

Fabio, this pipe is wet. What a wetlipper!

by Maximus December 03, 2004

The Matrix

A trilogy of movies that steadily get worse the further into the trilogy you.

"The Matrix" is way better than "The Matrix: Revolutions"

by Maximus April 10, 2004

Commonwealth Team

Basically the greatest team to roam the on-line world of Halo. Were once challenged to a war by the Blue team and the Red team, and completely made bitch meat of them bolth. Rumours are abound about a new challenge, which is widely regarded as a joke by the Commonwealth team, but they love to humour other retarded teams so have obliged.

Red team suck
Blue team suck
Commonwealth team own.

by Maximus April 09, 2005