Definitions by matthew maconahuuughhh

quem 

the sound a penis makes when air is pushed from your piss hole. Penis Fart.

Dude, bro...my stomach hurts, i think im about to quem.

queeeeeem!! "what was that?" "sorry bro, i just quemmed..my bad."

quem by matthew maconahuuughhh February 24, 2011