Definitions by matt rich

texas mitten 

using feces as a lube when giving someone a hand-job

We didnt have any KY and sara was on her period so sara gave me a texas mitten

texas mitten by matt rich June 21, 2006

nascar sunscreen 

the best way to describe a mullet, idiana passport, 10-90, or missisippi mud-flap

Jim bob doesnt get sunburned on his neck during the race he has nascar sunscreen

nascar sunscreen by matt rich May 18, 2006