Dontad

This word originated from a screen saver, that said "Dave is a Dontad" and has been used to describe Dave ever since. The Creation of Team Dontad was on Thursday, September 23, 2004.
"1, 2, 3 Go DONTADS!"
by Matt September 25, 2004
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Britney Spears

Things you can do with a Britney spears cd:

Feed it to your dog. It is high in protein.

Use it as a frisbee.

Melt it down and turn it into random shapes.

Use it as a coaster for your coffee.
Anything but listen to it.
by matt January 30, 2005
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funky mcbuttnugget

(noun) using the bad, wierd, nasty sense of the word funky, this phrase desribes the buttnugget or sphere-like fecal discharge from an individual with a McButt or large, celluloid gluteus maximus
When Chris finished cleaning the toliets at McDonalds he smelled like a funky mcButtnugget
by Matt March 15, 2005
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octoponnypussy

a girl that is stingy in that region of her body
that girl has an octoponnypussy
by matt May 31, 2003
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jib

jib mountain biking,originated from jib snowboarding,doing tricks on man made objects.
i jibbed this 3 foot ledge to 180 tail tap.
jibby
n.to jib
by matt December 13, 2003
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Thielism

1. An attained perception or state of mind by an individual where resulting activities would normally be construed as criminal or morally repugnant in the eyes of the opposite sex but instead is dismissed as acceptable or quasi normal behavior.
2. A writing process which employs no planning or thinking before typing that results in the reader’s confusion and leaves them unsure of the authors intended meaning. Tacit understanding of the rules of grammar are not required to spot this nefarious writing style as the presence of mixed metaphors, unsettled diction, and the use of adjectives as adverbs will easily alert the reader.
Dan offered a thielism to the world when he asked on his blog; "How does the taste of defeat taste?"

Derek after conversing with Dan realized a Thielism was afoot when Dan stated that he had gotten a little bit "rough" with a woman.
by Matt October 26, 2010
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sk8r

A dumb person who thinks that replacing letters with numbers makes the word that much cooler. Much like the people who use the terms l33t and w00t
sk8r 4 life (I feel more stupid for typing this)
by Matt June 16, 2004
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