matt's definitions

Ass Packer

One who packs guys in the ass

Allen Hamilton is an Ass packer

by matt April 9, 2003

instashits

when one's feek becomes instantly liquid after consuming an overly spicy food product.

also known as hershey squirts.

Aww Man, I went to CiCi's and had some pizza and now I got the instashits.

by Matt April 10, 2004

asscock

Another word for the donkeys reproductive organ.

"Those chicks chug much asscock. What? Ass is just another term for donkey." -Jay, from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

by Matt August 20, 2003

Hoody

An act of fellatio on a male.

See "Blow Job"

"Yo man, I got a hoody from this chick at a party on the weekend"

by Matt September 28, 2004

trolla

holla + keep on truckin'

we'll trolla big balla

by Matt February 3, 2005

blaflabala

Meaning of life, also word used 2 reply 2 questions

How r u feelin? if u dnt wanna answa say blaflabala

by Matt March 19, 2005

hit dat then quit dat

The act of having sex with a young, naive female, and the kicking the bitch to the curb (usually without her shoes for good measure).

Oh shit, I hit dat then quit dat son!

by Matt May 13, 2004