master battes's definitions

brown finger poncho

when your wiping your ass and the finger breaks through the toilet paper, thus covering it with shit.

wow look at my brown finger poncho its wearing sweetcorn as a hat

by master battes October 15, 2007

taxt

17.5% of the cost of a text

wow my phone bills high just look at the taxt on my text

by master battes September 14, 2007