Definitions by master bates alot

Fiery hands 

When you masterbate so hard, the friction causes your hands to catch on fire.

Man, I had fiery hands last night!

Fiery hands by master bates alot May 11, 2014

Cumlord 

Refers to an individual who has an unnatural or unhealthy obsession with all things cum. Used in a derogatory way, often towards people having multiple unprotected sex partners.

"Ugh you are being such a Cumlord!"

"She screws everyone that she meets, she is a huge Cumlord."

Cumlord by Master Bates Alot December 16, 2009