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Cumlord

Refers to an individual who has an unnatural or unhealthy obsession with all things cum. Used in a derogatory way, often towards people having multiple unprotected sex partners.

"Ugh you are being such a Cumlord!"

"She screws everyone that she meets, she is a huge Cumlord."

by Master Bates Alot December 16, 2009

Fiery hands

When you masterbate so hard, the friction causes your hands to catch on fire.

Man, I had fiery hands last night!

by master bates alot May 11, 2014