newb3d

To be 0wn3d by a newbie, whether by having been outwitted (sadly), or somehow fucked over by one's lack of skill/intelligence.

When you receive a page at 4:00am because your HP support person can't unzip a god damn zip file.

by marz December 06, 2004

dooce

To be fired from you job because of the contents of your weblog.

Dude, did you hear what happen to Mary, she got dooced.

by Marz November 17, 2004