martin's definitions

Bluffing

Saying you have something that you don't or saying you are going to do something that you arn't going to do.

Bluffing is often used in poker.

by Martin January 29, 2004

Reevell

A person who's breath doesn't smell very pleasant.

Tom, you Reevell!

by Martin September 24, 2003

Roody

Somebody who thinks that they are a "rood boi". Amost always total dicks.

Also know as/affiliated with: chav, townie, ned, scallie

"Roodys suck"

"I hate roodys"

"I is a rood boi"

by Martin February 9, 2005

Osiris

Biggest n00b known to man

Osiris: I rawk!1
Some Dude: You n00b, I pwnd you yesterday
Osiris: True...

by Martin February 26, 2005

pillock

A stupid pratt; a wazzock

He accidentally emailed page of dirty jokes to his boss's wife - the pillock.

by martin November 12, 2003

beliged

Completely and utterly drunk; obliterated; see Beligerent

Oh man, I got totally beliged last night, I think I pissed on a cop car.

by Martin May 13, 2005

bollockitis

A mysterious aching pain in the right testicle that appears on and off for 6 months.

"Ah knackers, my bollockitis is playing up again".

by Martin September 24, 2003