9 definitions by mark101

mona lisa

Leonardo da Vinci's masterpiece.

Steve: "what did that guy do with the mona lisa after he stole it?"

Bob: "He jacked off to it"

by mark101 June 12, 2008

classical

A music genre that has lasted for more than 400 years, and rap is starting to die out after about 20.

Dumbass: Yo, u like Soulja Boy or 50 cent?
Me: Beethoven could kick their asses while playing the piano, blindfolded.

Classical is greater than rap, period.

by mark101 July 11, 2008