Definitions by mark101

vasectomy 

A surgery to render a man impotent; aka the gift that keeps on giving (literally and figuratively speaking)

my man got a vasectomy, now he can fuck me hard without a condom or without me on birth control, yeah, the gift that keeps on cumming, uh, giving.

vasectomy by mark101 June 12, 2008

mona lisa 

Leonardo da Vinci's masterpiece.

Steve: "what did that guy do with the mona lisa after he stole it?"

Bob: "He jacked off to it"

mona lisa by mark101 June 12, 2008