mark101's definitions

mona lisa

Leonardo da Vinci's masterpiece.

Steve: "what did that guy do with the mona lisa after he stole it?"

Bob: "He jacked off to it"

by mark101 June 12, 2008

herpes

warts on ur dick if ur a guy or on ur pussy if ur a girl. Is contracted by unprotective sex with one who has it.

love is temporary, herpes is forever

by mark101 June 12, 2008