Definitions by mark jackson.
Naturistic Masterbating
Where a person who has ran out of ideas to save trees or a nature preserve and has to go to extmere mesasures. Naturistic Masterbation is where a strong point is being made and to stop the man and to give in to his demands. Even if it means getting into nature.
Naturistic Masterbating by Mark Jackson. January 17, 2009
Anus Rumper
Where a person places the middle finger inside the anus and ferociously thrusts and wiggles the finger for pleasure.
Chris needed some adventure for some new foreplay so he decided to get practical.. On Himself. He discovered a new technique to anal pleasure. Thus Anus Rumper was born.
Anus Rumper by Mark Jackson. January 15, 2009
Dippin Chicken
When a male person with his un-erect penis and his balls dips them into another persons open mouth whilst they are sleeping. (Not waking up at all)
Mark: Tom! I Dippin Chicken'ed Rebecca last night! It was awesome!
Tom: No way! You have to teach Me and Mandy it!
Tom: No way! You have to teach Me and Mandy it!
Dippin Chicken by Mark Jackson. December 9, 2008