An ouija board. The game played on it is a fortune-telling game that is thought to bring demonic possesion down on certain people who play it.
Ouija player 1: Aww shit, dis weegee board be givin me the creeps, yo.
Ouija player 2: F-fff-fo shizzz-le mah nizz-zz-le. *shivers*
Ouija player 3: Y'all quit being pussies and move tha damn thing!
Ouija player 2: F-fff-fo shizzz-le mah nizz-zz-le. *shivers*
Ouija player 3: Y'all quit being pussies and move tha damn thing!
by Mark H June 17, 2004
Get the weegee board mug.An awesome Canadian heavy metal band led by vocalist and head musician Devin Townsend, which consists of very heavy guitar riffage, intense drumming, and spectacularly angry lyrics shouted by Devin himself. Their album "City" which was released in 1997, is their most famous work and really something to listen to whenever you're pissed off and want to rebel against society's moral boundaries.
Forget Korn and Slipknot. All you "nu-metal" kids should listen to SYL's "City" album to know how REAL pissed-off metal should sound like!
by Mark H June 15, 2004
Get the Strapping Young Lad mug.That sensual seductive-looking glance that you (whether you are male or female) express when you are in a mood for something romantic and/or sexual.
1. The stripper greeted me with bedroom eyes when I was handing her my money.
2. When I saw my girl for the first time in a skimpy nightgown, we gave each other bedroom eyes and proceeded to make some lovin'.
2. When I saw my girl for the first time in a skimpy nightgown, we gave each other bedroom eyes and proceeded to make some lovin'.
by Mark H August 03, 2004
Get the bedroom eyes mug.1. Someone who constantly uses the sexual lubricant Astroglide while getting laid.
2. Someone who enjoys having sex while he or she is under the influence of drugs.
2. Someone who enjoys having sex while he or she is under the influence of drugs.
1. Vicky: (naked on her bed) Hey honey are you ready yet?
Brad: (in the restroom getting undressed) Yeah baby, but just hold on one second. *rubs a bunch of Astroglide on his penis while muttering to himself* Woohoo! I'm gonna fuck this bitch into orbit!
2. Jenna: Alright, baby now that we are both naked, you know what we should do before foreplay.
Jason: Hell yeah, so we are gonna feel like we're actually making love like we are far up above in the heavens! *dishes out the joints and LSD*
Brad: (in the restroom getting undressed) Yeah baby, but just hold on one second. *rubs a bunch of Astroglide on his penis while muttering to himself* Woohoo! I'm gonna fuck this bitch into orbit!
2. Jenna: Alright, baby now that we are both naked, you know what we should do before foreplay.
Jason: Hell yeah, so we are gonna feel like we're actually making love like we are far up above in the heavens! *dishes out the joints and LSD*
by Mark H September 16, 2004
Get the astrosexual mug."I wanna be your lover, your only latin lover.
We'll go around the world in a day.
Don't say no, no.
Shake it my way, oh shake your bon-bon,
shake your bon-bon, shake your bon-bon." -Ricky Martin
"Damn yo, check out the soft bouncy bon-bon on that bitch."
"Hey you, if you fuck with those Crips over there, you're gonna get your bon-bon kicked like there's no tomorrow!"
"Word of advice to anyone getting arrested and sent up north: If you want to keep your bon-bon-hole from getting dilated to when it's twice the normal diameter, then don't drop the soap!"
"As all of you should well know, the Bush Administration are nothing but a bunch of bon-bon-holes."
"Nowadays, many P2P users are using methods to protect themselves and the file-sharing trend from the Recording Industry Bon-bon-sociation of America."
Mark H. Since February 2004.
We'll go around the world in a day.
Don't say no, no.
Shake it my way, oh shake your bon-bon,
shake your bon-bon, shake your bon-bon." -Ricky Martin
"Damn yo, check out the soft bouncy bon-bon on that bitch."
"Hey you, if you fuck with those Crips over there, you're gonna get your bon-bon kicked like there's no tomorrow!"
"Word of advice to anyone getting arrested and sent up north: If you want to keep your bon-bon-hole from getting dilated to when it's twice the normal diameter, then don't drop the soap!"
"As all of you should well know, the Bush Administration are nothing but a bunch of bon-bon-holes."
"Nowadays, many P2P users are using methods to protect themselves and the file-sharing trend from the Recording Industry Bon-bon-sociation of America."
Mark H. Since February 2004.
by Mark H January 19, 2005
Get the bon-bon mug.Adjective used to describe an object, person, place, or idea, that is uniquely large among his/her/its kind, i.e. with a size exaggeratively being compared to the size of the state of Texas.
"Hey man look over there!" *points to the posterior of a very obese black woman sitting down gorging herself on 25 packages of McDonald's chicken selects. "Check out them Texas-sized buns of hers! That's a huge bitch!"
"Dude, you should have seen Jerome get a Texas-sized hit from that awesome gravity bong that I made!"
"(at the baseball game) Now just look at that fat redneck man buy a Texas-sized bladder buster of Dr. Pepper for his 5-month old baby. That is just sad."
"Ron Jeremy may be rather healthy and hideously hairy, but he has a rather Texas-sized holy muscle of love to compensate for his appearance."
"Well Howard, I just took a look at those plans of yours for the new shopping mall complex we are building in town and absolutely admired them. Quite a Texas-sized undertaking I tell you."
"George W. Bush is a man of Texas-sized stupidity."
Mark H. UrbanDictionary contributer since last February.
"Dude, you should have seen Jerome get a Texas-sized hit from that awesome gravity bong that I made!"
"(at the baseball game) Now just look at that fat redneck man buy a Texas-sized bladder buster of Dr. Pepper for his 5-month old baby. That is just sad."
"Ron Jeremy may be rather healthy and hideously hairy, but he has a rather Texas-sized holy muscle of love to compensate for his appearance."
"Well Howard, I just took a look at those plans of yours for the new shopping mall complex we are building in town and absolutely admired them. Quite a Texas-sized undertaking I tell you."
"George W. Bush is a man of Texas-sized stupidity."
Mark H. UrbanDictionary contributer since last February.
by Mark H February 19, 2005
Get the Texas-sized mug.1. As shy Stanley saw his beautiful big amazon bride show up in her wedding dress with her huge tits in prominence, he felt his entire reproductive system give way and he had to rush to the restroom to take a relieving jizz whiz, so he wouldn't embarrass himself in front of everybody.
2. As Vinnie sobered up and began to see that the hot bitch he was shagging was really a broke down swamp donkey, he knew that his last ditch act of retribution was to jizz whiz all over her face as soon as he pulled out.
Mark H. UD slang contributer since February 2004.
2. As Vinnie sobered up and began to see that the hot bitch he was shagging was really a broke down swamp donkey, he knew that his last ditch act of retribution was to jizz whiz all over her face as soon as he pulled out.
Mark H. UD slang contributer since February 2004.
by Mark H April 16, 2005
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