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A comparative slang term that is used to indicate worthlessness in something. This term is a synonym of rat's ass, though it's slightly harsher(referring to a rat's vagina), less commonly used, and is known to be most often used by America's most loathed anti-gay fundie pastor Fred_Phelps and his congregation of similar-minded followers.
1."You jackass Swedes just don't get it. Once you have laws to chill Bible preaching, we don't give a rat's tutu whatever else you do or say. You are drippings from the Devil's own penis - a veritable sperm bank for Satan's queers." -Fred Phelps (to a few Swedes who sent him and his church photos of the Swedish royal family) BTW, this is quoted from his "church's" website.
2. Yay! Lots of beer for tonight's beirut tourn... whoa wait a minute, you bought us a few whole cases ofO'DOUL'S??!! You fucknob! That shit isn't even worth a rat's TUTU to drink! Now we really need to get into some gangsta shit with you for doing this to us!
Mark H. Over 1 year of Urban Dictionary contributions since last February(like anyone will give a rat's tutu? ;-) ).
2. Yay! Lots of beer for tonight's beirut tourn... whoa wait a minute, you bought us a few whole cases ofO'DOUL'S??!! You fucknob! That shit isn't even worth a rat's TUTU to drink! Now we really need to get into some gangsta shit with you for doing this to us!
Mark H. Over 1 year of Urban Dictionary contributions since last February(like anyone will give a rat's tutu? ;-) ).
by Mark H March 3, 2005
Get the rat's tutu mug.1. An extra life(or extra man) that you need in order to progress through a video game. In fact, you'll need enough of these to make considerable progress. Especially if you suck at the game. 1-ups are usually risky and difficult to obtain as items.
2. Also can be another term for sexual intercourse. Shortened form of "1 dick up (one's) pussy or ass."
2. Also can be another term for sexual intercourse. Shortened form of "1 dick up (one's) pussy or ass."
Damn, Mark sure has a such a quick reaction time and alot of luck to beat Mario Bros on his first time playing it. He beat the whole game singlehandedly without relying on any 1-ups he earned! Mario surely must be happily spending all those 1-ups on Princess Toadstool in bed at this time!
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Damn, Mark really sucks at Mario Bros! He can't even get past the first level no matter how many attempts and always uses up his 1-ups! Mario must surely be getting all his 1-ups back indabutt from Bowser in his dungeon at this time!
Mark H. Proud UD author since February 2004.
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Damn, Mark really sucks at Mario Bros! He can't even get past the first level no matter how many attempts and always uses up his 1-ups! Mario must surely be getting all his 1-ups back indabutt from Bowser in his dungeon at this time!
Mark H. Proud UD author since February 2004.
by Mark H July 21, 2005
Get the 1-up mug.A common name that parents would call their kids whom they think are successfully raising to be morally upstanding individuals in society.
Joey's parents think their kid is such a little angel as they raise him up around their close-minded Southern Baptist mentality, but we already know the truth. He has an entire porno mag collection and a handbook on black magic under his bed and he also has half of Mexico stored in his toy chest in his closet. Plus, he secretly watches Sodomy Street every day in his room.
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Mark H. Proud UrbanDictionary Slang Author since February 2004.
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Mark H. Proud UrbanDictionary Slang Author since February 2004.
by Mark H October 1, 2005
Get the little angel mug.An unusual, yet funny-sounding slang term for a sodomite/bugger/assfucker.
stank = ass
nog = to fuck
stank = ass
nog = to fuck
1. Stop hitting on me you stanknogger!
2. How many stanks have you nogged last night, sweet shit(referring to his gay partner)?
2. How many stanks have you nogged last night, sweet shit(referring to his gay partner)?
by Mark H February 26, 2004
Get the stanknogger mug.While I was in jail for a few months, I had the biggest laugh of the time when I went to the restroom one evening and saw two prison guards dunkin' donuts with each other in a shower stall.
by Mark H September 12, 2004
Get the Dunkin' Donuts mug.What you might get to have in your car if you are too dirt cheap to afford a real car stereo. It may consist of either:
A). You or someone else in your car keeping(or at least trying to keep) everyone entertained by singing songs and/or making "music" by making sounds with your mouth and tapping and banging on objects with your limbs.
Or:
B). Having an entire band of musicians in your vehicle playing for you(particularly if they are not playing electronic instruments). This is a more logical alternative if you're driving a vehicle with enough room, like say a van, or a large truck.
Optional: Both methods can also be accompanied by having a Mexican subwoofer along.
A). You or someone else in your car keeping(or at least trying to keep) everyone entertained by singing songs and/or making "music" by making sounds with your mouth and tapping and banging on objects with your limbs.
Or:
B). Having an entire band of musicians in your vehicle playing for you(particularly if they are not playing electronic instruments). This is a more logical alternative if you're driving a vehicle with enough room, like say a van, or a large truck.
Optional: Both methods can also be accompanied by having a Mexican subwoofer along.
Ex 1: FFS, man someone tell that Mexican car stereo back there to shut up!! I'm trying to enjoy our new system here!
Ex 2:
Doug: Now what, Wayne? How are we supposed to enjoy our trip on the open road now that the fucking border cops have found our Mexican car stereo and dumped 'em all in the Rio along with all their mariachi gear?
Truck Driver: No worries, Doug, at least we've got a little somethin' for ya to play an equally pleasing tune on. *unzips pants*
Doug: Awwww yeah. *goes down on truck driver's lap*
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Ex 2:
Doug: Now what, Wayne? How are we supposed to enjoy our trip on the open road now that the fucking border cops have found our Mexican car stereo and dumped 'em all in the Rio along with all their mariachi gear?
Truck Driver: No worries, Doug, at least we've got a little somethin' for ya to play an equally pleasing tune on. *unzips pants*
Doug: Awwww yeah. *goes down on truck driver's lap*
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Mark H. Bringing you more funny defs since February 2004.
by Mark H November 18, 2006
Get the Mexican Car Stereo mug.shit balls pulled away from the anus as interwoven with anal hairs. resembles spiders, dingle berries with hair pulled away from the ass.
by mark h July 10, 2003
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