Definitions by mark h
asstodon
A really big ass/rear end/butt/tush/whatever you want to call it.
Word coinage originates from "Mastodon," which is a huge extinct prehistoric elephant-like animal.
Word coinage originates from "Mastodon," which is a huge extinct prehistoric elephant-like animal.
assmosis
When two people engage in anal sex.
(called "assmosis" because the two lovers are absorbing each other's pleasure as they bump their ends)
Derived from the word "osmosis."
(called "assmosis" because the two lovers are absorbing each other's pleasure as they bump their ends)
Derived from the word "osmosis."
titty bear
A name you'd call your girlfriend, wife, female prostitute lover, or mistress if she accepts it and thinks it's a cute way of showing affection.
Origin:
Replace "teddy" in the word "teddy bear" with "titty"(meaning a woman's breast) and you get "titty bear!"
Origin:
Replace "teddy" in the word "teddy bear" with "titty"(meaning a woman's breast) and you get "titty bear!"
Ex1. So Titty Bear, shall we make love tonight?
Ex2: Little boys sleep with teddy bears, but big boys sleep with TITTY bears!
Ex2: Little boys sleep with teddy bears, but big boys sleep with TITTY bears!
titty bear by Mark H May 15, 2004
drop off a few friends at the lake
To go take a crap/do #2/clean your colon/poop in the toilet/whatever other cliche term you want to call the expulsion of fecal matter out through your rear end as the final step of your body digesting the food you eat.
Oww, shit man it looks like I'm gonna miss part of the movie, 'cause I really need to go drop off a few friends at the lake!
drop off a few friends at the lake by Mark H April 13, 2004
DOMA
Yo Alex let's go to that party alright man. I already plan on getting DOMA as well as hitting the bong.
DOHA
Shit, man you should have seen that girl drink down the whole fucking beer bong last night! When the bong was empty, that bitch was so DOHA.