Definitions by mark h
assturbation-fueled car
The homosexual counterpart of the masturbation-fueled car. It is a car that has been painted in all sorts of gay pride colors, symbols, and slogans, and is driven by a gay man or lesbian in hopes that he/she will get as many gay lovers as desired.
assturbation-fueled car by Mark H July 15, 2004
Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis
The world's longest band name, belonging to a Mexican grindcore/goregrind band that has recently started to gain recognition among the underground extreme music scene. This band consists of two insane Mexican guys, one who is the guitarist/vocalist, and the other one who is the drummer. Last year, they have released their debut album, "Satyriasis and Nymphomania," which is known among listeners for its very gruesome cover art, very long song titles, and the songs themselves, which talk about a combination of gore, disease, cadavers, and bizzare sexual acts/perversions.
And yes this band does exist. Do a search on Google for "Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis" and you'll get many results that relate to the band itself. Also, if you are a fan of extreme gory and perverted music, you might want to check out the album "Satyriasis and Nymphomania.
And yes this band does exist. Do a search on Google for "Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis" and you'll get many results that relate to the band itself. Also, if you are a fan of extreme gory and perverted music, you might want to check out the album "Satyriasis and Nymphomania.
Guy 1: Dude, have you ever listened to the album "Satyriasis and Nymphomania" by that one Mexican band with the really long-ass fucking name that nobody can pronounce that starts with a P?
Guy 2: Yeah that is some sick and yet awesome stuff! Parradoctismuproctismimucosis, or whatever that band's called?
Guy 1: Yeah I know it is so friggin amazing, and I'll give 1$ to the person who can actually memorize the spelling of the band's name, an extra $5 if he can actually pronounce it, and $20 more if he knows what the name actually means.
Guy 2: Damn straight and I bet only someone with a medical degree can figure out the name's meaning.
Guy 2: Yeah that is some sick and yet awesome stuff! Parradoctismuproctismimucosis, or whatever that band's called?
Guy 1: Yeah I know it is so friggin amazing, and I'll give 1$ to the person who can actually memorize the spelling of the band's name, an extra $5 if he can actually pronounce it, and $20 more if he knows what the name actually means.
Guy 2: Damn straight and I bet only someone with a medical degree can figure out the name's meaning.
Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis by Mark H July 15, 2004
ejaculate a rainbow
1.(especially among men)A metaphor. It means to become sexually attracted by a member of the same sex. Also known as gay love at first sight.
2.What every gay man would wish would happen after a very intense earth-shaking orgasm after assfucking his partner.
2.What every gay man would wish would happen after a very intense earth-shaking orgasm after assfucking his partner.
Examples:
1.I had long quit being Catholic because when I was an altar boy, I'd suspected that the priest has been ejaculating a rainbow over me.
2."Oooooaaahhhhhh maaan! That was incredible!" *ejaculates a rainbow* "And your ass is my pot of gold!"
1.I had long quit being Catholic because when I was an altar boy, I'd suspected that the priest has been ejaculating a rainbow over me.
2."Oooooaaahhhhhh maaan! That was incredible!" *ejaculates a rainbow* "And your ass is my pot of gold!"
ejaculate a rainbow by Mark H July 15, 2004
lagasse alarm
It doesn't just have to be semen, it can be any liquid or powdered substance. Salt, pepper, sugar, hot sauce, anything goes.
The USMC drill sergeant has just woken up an oversleeping cadet by setting off the Lagasse alarm, throwing pepper on the man's face.
"BAM! Wake up, maggot! Just who the hell do you think you are? Rip Van Winkle? Get up, take a shower, dress up, and catch your sorry carcass up with the rest of the others who are apparently better evolved primates than you are! Yeah!"
"BAM! Wake up, maggot! Just who the hell do you think you are? Rip Van Winkle? Get up, take a shower, dress up, and catch your sorry carcass up with the rest of the others who are apparently better evolved primates than you are! Yeah!"
lagasse alarm by Mark H July 11, 2004
cannon-fodder complex
Psychological characteristic of a person who is too afraid to play any fast-paced sport that involves a ball, such as football, soccer, baseball, or basketball because he or she is too afraid of getting injured during rough playing, and/or because he/she is too afraid of the ball when it's thrown or kicked at him/her at high velocity.
Called a "cannon-fodder complex" because the person playing the sport feels like a cheap under-protected soldier being sent first against the enemy while having to avoid deadly enemy fire). So in fact, he or she thinks that it's too dangerous to catch, stop, or volley the ball while it's travelling at high velocity.
Called a "cannon-fodder complex" because the person playing the sport feels like a cheap under-protected soldier being sent first against the enemy while having to avoid deadly enemy fire). So in fact, he or she thinks that it's too dangerous to catch, stop, or volley the ball while it's travelling at high velocity.
1.Having a cannon-fodder complex is one of the main reasons I hate playing sports.
2.Shit, we lost the game all because of some wussy in our team who turned out to have a cannon-fodder complex!
3.People with severe cases of cannon-fodder complexes are one of the main reasons that dodgeball was outlawed in schools.
2.Shit, we lost the game all because of some wussy in our team who turned out to have a cannon-fodder complex!
3.People with severe cases of cannon-fodder complexes are one of the main reasons that dodgeball was outlawed in schools.
cannon-fodder complex by Mark H July 10, 2004