Definitions by margrette sees
Chilly middis
when his balls get cold outside during blowjob
only a problem in middle school or high school with small balls
only a problem in middle school or high school with small balls
he wanted to nutt in her mouth so he didn't want to say anything but he had to complain when Chilly middis got really bad: suck my balls, too, or take a seat on my dick your pussy lips will warm them
girl: oh whoa, I never noticed your small balls until now. they make your dick look thicker than it is. I'll take a seat on that when you fill out to at least five inches thick, you know average girth
girl: this explains why you don't nutt much
girl: oh whoa, I never noticed your small balls until now. they make your dick look thicker than it is. I'll take a seat on that when you fill out to at least five inches thick, you know average girth
girl: this explains why you don't nutt much
Chilly middis by margrette sees January 18, 2013
Wank Pants
pants worn commando which are easily pushed down to the floor for ideal dick access when porn opportunity arises
popular item of clothing in middle school and high school as powerul elastic waste band secures boner against chest in jerk stop emergency. For best results boner should cover two inches above belly button when Wank Pants restrained
popular item of clothing in middle school and high school as powerul elastic waste band secures boner against chest in jerk stop emergency. For best results boner should cover two inches above belly button when Wank Pants restrained
the instant the front door closed behind his mom he had his Wank Pants completely on the floor crumpled around his ankles, sitting at the computer, porn playing, jerking his lubed dick, eager to nutt on his chest
boners that strongly point forward while standing need a belt instead of Wank Pants
boners that strongly point forward while standing need a belt instead of Wank Pants
Wank Pants by margrette sees January 18, 2013