Muffinology

Ron is the professor of Muffinology 101.
by Mark September 21, 2004
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stingl

To rip someone a new one from your holier-than-thou throne of judgement while thinking you are helping them.
Nice work Dave, you totally stingled her ass last night at Tim Horton's.
by Mark April 01, 2005
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Bobby's helmet

The penis, and all synonymous terms.
Based upon the marked resemblance between a UK policeman's (Bobby) head-gear and the male bell end or penis tip.
Excuse me, Constable Crisp, but why are you sitting on your sergeant's bobby's helmet!
by Mark November 25, 2003
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cunter

by mark May 05, 2004
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Elspethalofogus

Derived from the word "Elspeth."
That girl has an attention span of a goldfish, she's definately an Elspethalofogus.
by mark September 01, 2004
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Hektor

1)A 13 year old who masturbates 10 times a day and posts 100 times in csflicks movie comments about hack movies.
2)Someone who has no knowledge or common sense, and is not willing to gain knowledge or common sense
"Hektor: OmG h3 IS H@cKInG yoo FUcKinG NOOBS!"
by mark December 03, 2004
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liverpool

A city with a great nightlife, helped greatly by the fact that the (usually aesthetically pleasing) women enjoying which tend to demonstrate a relatively high level of assertiveness, when it comes to initiating kisses and flirtatious actions. Definitely one of the easiest places in which to pull.

Just a shame about the aggressive, mentally-deficient Scallies who inhabit the place.
Fit Scouse bird: "Would you like my tongue down your throat, like?"

Bloke (*overcome with surprise*): "Errrrr"

Fit Scouse bird: "Well tough shit; you're getting it!"
by Mark May 06, 2004
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