CWILF

Co-Worker I'd Like to Fuck - a person of the same OR opposite sex from work that one would like to make the naked pretzel with.

Man, that Fiorino is NOT a CWILF. He's one ugly mofo.

by Mark August 07, 2004

penis monkey

(a) Hard to define, the word stems from the original idea that John Bauman is the one and only important person in the entire world. The word can be used in pretty much any situation for any reason...however, everytime someone uses the word, it does nothing but reflect on the true nature that John Bauman is untouchable.

(b) A hit song by John Bauman.

(c) The penis on a monkey.

John: Mark, what are you doing today?
Mark: I don't know.
John: Clyde's sucks.
Mark: I know. Jackie is a cocktease.
John: The queen. <shaking head>
(pause)
Mark: *cough...cough* PENIS MONKEY.

by Mark April 14, 2005

Pogie

Korean slang for the female genitalia.

I really need to get me pogie

by Mark January 21, 2005

Cas Fan

poorly dressed retard, with limited vocabulary.

Jesus, who were you talking to last night, they looked like a cas fan?

by mark November 16, 2003

washington township high school

the school that everyone is jealous of. everyone who doesnt go to "twp" says its a crack school, we all know they are just jealous.

i wish i could go to "twp"

by mark April 25, 2005

trial and error

when you mess up repeadedly until you do something right

damn i fucked up my motherboard so i went and bought some ram and found out it was actually the hard drive

by Mark May 15, 2004

up the pumper

A term usually reserved for anal intercourse.

Don't waste yer time bro'; that bitch don't take it up the pumper.

by Mark November 23, 2003