lady mess

Once a month in lady world a lady blood arrives.
"No you can't do the sex with me because I've got my lady mess."
by manky_monkey October 25, 2004
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pram jam

Semen. The fluid which can result in producing a small noisy occupant of a perambulator or 'pram'.
He blew his pram-jam in my face.
by manky_monkey October 26, 2004
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