Definitions by malcolm turntable
jewjitsu
One day a jewish doctor attempted to seize a bank. Fortunately, he was sent into a daze after he was attacked by an expert of jewjitsu.
jewjitsu by Malcolm Turntable June 18, 2009
Jewfoot
The sudden occurance of nervousness located inside your feet during interviews (i.e throbbing) and as a result, you run away to a nearby non-jewish foot masseure.
Jeremius was scared about his weatherman interview, and as a result he jewfooted it to a nearby foot masseure operated by an irishman named Ted.
Jewfoot by Malcolm Turntable June 18, 2009