majic mike's definitions

British Pound

The act of masturbating a horse to produce semen to give to the King of England to save your 3 bedroom estate from demolition.

"Are you coming over tonight? No, I have three more horses to jack off to give Chuck his British Pound..."

by majic mike May 23, 2025

Event Horizon

The darkened area of skin which surrounds the asshole.

She bent over in a thong and I got lost in her Event Horizon.

by majic mike December 30, 2018