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British Pound

The act of masturbating a horse to produce semen to give to the King of England to save your 3 bedroom estate from demolition.

"Are you coming over tonight? No, I have three more horses to jack off to give Chuck his British Pound..."

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The darkened area of skin which surrounds the asshole.

She bent over in a thong and I got lost in her Event Horizon.

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