by maimed monkey April 18, 2016
An app created from the 7th circle of Hell. It promises that it acts as an easy-to-use, readily accessible spreadsheet manipulator.
But in reality it slowly rips whatever thin layers of sanity and patience you have left, away... and offers no easy way out.
But in reality it slowly rips whatever thin layers of sanity and patience you have left, away... and offers no easy way out.
Past: Et tu Microsoft Excel?
Present: Microsoft Excel is like a keyring with a thousand different keys on it, but only one of the key's open the one lock on one fucking door.
Future: Microsoft Excel?! Oh It is an ancient evil we dare not speak of! For fear of waking the monster beyond the Gates... we must remain silent, yet wary.
Present: Microsoft Excel is like a keyring with a thousand different keys on it, but only one of the key's open the one lock on one fucking door.
Future: Microsoft Excel?! Oh It is an ancient evil we dare not speak of! For fear of waking the monster beyond the Gates... we must remain silent, yet wary.
by maimed monkey May 11, 2020