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Procrastinut

(Noun): the act of delaying tasks by masturbating. Particularly prevalent amongst students and professionals.
I can never get anything done, I procrastinut too much.
by mackerel pâté June 5, 2018
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Procrastinut

The act of masturbating to delay performing necessary tasks.
I can never get my work done, I procrastinut too much.
by mackerel pâté June 5, 2018
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