jam strangler

jam is another name for seman and strangler comes from the action that the man does whilst mastubating like he is strangling someone hence jam strangler!

bob- fookin ell dave i had the best wank ever before it was lovely

Dave- your such a jam strangler!

bob fuck off!.............tit!

by mike April 09, 2004

greddly

lancashire student slang
means good, great, Cool and anything else positive.

Aww man thats Greddly

by mike January 05, 2004

clumber

dumbass
person who is a moron
a dumbass

a dumb person
a person who says something stupid
a complete moron

by Mike February 09, 2005

gelareh

a bad person who likes 2 back stab her own cousin and her brothers friends behind there backs that little goof sux.

some one fat ugly likes rocks must be gelareh

by mike June 11, 2004

Turkey Drunk

A warm, happy fuzzy drunk. Usually caused by drinking Wild Turkey

Mmmmm...I'm Turkey Drunk....gobble gobble gobble

by mike July 14, 2003

gottumz

In the scenario someone has fallen for a trick, has been humiliated, or has plain been "gotten" per say, Gottumz is a proper word to use

"Dude what the fuck, you killed my cat!"

"haha! gottumz!"

by mike September 15, 2004

F.U.B.A.R.

Fucked up beyond all recognition

The guy in the accident is Fubar.

by Mike April 08, 2003