3 definitions by lytral 79

bedhead cunt

a person who consistantly wakes up with bedhead and refuses to do anything about it or denies having bedhead

bob; hey mary check out your bedhead, might wanna fix that gonna meet the parents today

mary; what do you mean my hair is fine

bob; but you look like a bedhead cunt ya usless bitch

by lytral 79 August 4, 2009

touching cloth

having an urge to shit and hold on

i was driving home the other night and really needed a turd seriously i was touching cloth i was that close

by lytral 79 August 4, 2009

sleep eat

an annoying room mate who wakes in the middle of the night to eat cheese or other condiments while still asleep ergo "sleep eat"

house mate ; hmmmnmmnn

other; dude shut the fuck up go back to bed !!!
house mate hummnmmnyumn
other; dude!!!, kicks house mate sayin "fucking sleep eat"

house mate; wakes up and says "what im in bed leave me alone"

by lytral 79 August 4, 2009