sleep eat

an annoying room mate who wakes in the middle of the night to eat cheese or other condiments while still asleep ergo "sleep eat"

house mate ; hmmmnmmnn

other; dude shut the fuck up go back to bed !!!
house mate hummnmmnyumn
other; dude!!!, kicks house mate sayin "fucking sleep eat"

house mate; wakes up and says "what im in bed leave me alone"

by lytral 79 August 04, 2009

touching cloth

having an urge to shit and hold on

i was driving home the other night and really needed a turd seriously i was touching cloth i was that close

by lytral 79 August 04, 2009

bedhead cunt

a person who consistantly wakes up with bedhead and refuses to do anything about it or denies having bedhead

bob; hey mary check out your bedhead, might wanna fix that gonna meet the parents today

mary; what do you mean my hair is fine

bob; but you look like a bedhead cunt ya usless bitch

by lytral 79 August 04, 2009