commodititties

n. Generic breasts. Trade-able on the worldwide market.
Sami: Look at that biaaatch Karli and her lame-ass mammary lumps.
Beqquiffa: I heard she can't even trade those commodititties for even the smallest sum of big dick money.
Sami: Let's go get some Starbucks.
by luscious rolls and large nubs December 01, 2015
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big dick money

n. When your dick is so big it can be exchanged for lesser commodititties.
Samuel: Last night I spent my big dick money on a one night stand with Sally.
John: Big dick money well spent right there.
Samuel: Let's just say that the economy in my pants inflated 69% over the past 24 hours.
by luscious rolls and large nubs December 01, 2015
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