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noun
1. With distinctly Amazonian qualities, a Lori personifies athleticism, strength, courage and fortitude; all of which can be observed during bouts of Basketball, of which Loris are known to be passionate. A Lori will rarely complain but instead will conquer adversity with head held high; unless said adversity is related to a lack of food. Where hunger is a factor, a person should maintain a safe distance while lobbing food to a Lori.
A Lori, though displaying Amazonian qualities, is also one of the most caring and genuine people you could meet; her love of family and friends is exceeded by none. She shows rare amounts of empathy and kindness, and has a level of integrity matched by few. She is not one for too many words, instead preferring to contemplate before speaking. This gives her a maturity and wisdom far exceeding her years.
This can often be overlooked if you encounter a Lori on a Dance Floor, as she will be breaking it down with the agility of a Spring Bock. A Lori is also known to engage in Dance Offs, and will always prove to be a tough adversary.
A Lori is a perplexing mixture of outrageously sexy and intelligent, with a surprisingly dirty and down-to-earth sense of humour; she is often caught laughing at her own farts, and looking up the definitions for poo.
A Lori is also known for her propensity to sleep. If seen on couches or beds, it is likely she is sleeping or watching Harry Potter.
noun
1. With distinctly Amazonian qualities, a Lori personifies athleticism, strength, courage and fortitude; all of which can be observed during bouts of Basketball, of which Loris are known to be passionate. A Lori will rarely complain but instead will conquer adversity with head held high; unless said adversity is related to a lack of food. Where hunger is a factor, a person should maintain a safe distance while lobbing food to a Lori.
A Lori, though displaying Amazonian qualities, is also one of the most caring and genuine people you could meet; her love of family and friends is exceeded by none. She shows rare amounts of empathy and kindness, and has a level of integrity matched by few. She is not one for too many words, instead preferring to contemplate before speaking. This gives her a maturity and wisdom far exceeding her years.
This can often be overlooked if you encounter a Lori on a Dance Floor, as she will be breaking it down with the agility of a Spring Bock. A Lori is also known to engage in Dance Offs, and will always prove to be a tough adversary.
A Lori is a perplexing mixture of outrageously sexy and intelligent, with a surprisingly dirty and down-to-earth sense of humour; she is often caught laughing at her own farts, and looking up the definitions for poo.
A Lori is also known for her propensity to sleep. If seen on couches or beds, it is likely she is sleeping or watching Harry Potter.
Is that a dance floor? You should watch out, a Lori might be around here. You wouldn't want to get in to an accidental dance off.
Is that a sleeping Lori? We should leave her some food and get out of here before Harry Potter finishes and she wakes up.
Ogh! What is that smell!? A Lori must have been here!
Is that a sleeping Lori? We should leave her some food and get out of here before Harry Potter finishes and she wakes up.
Ogh! What is that smell!? A Lori must have been here!
by lukish99 March 21, 2016