Definitions by lower frederick

dirty mop slide 

When your keg is kicked and you mop the spillage off the floor, wring it down some guy's ass crack and drink it. Also known as the double anal mop drop.

How desperate are you for the only free beer at 3am?

dirty mop slide by lower frederick April 1, 2004

truffle lips 

When one gets sick and sports a nasty canker sore on their lip that looks like a fungus/mushroom.

Get out of my face with those nasty truffle lips.

truffle lips by Lower Frederick March 28, 2004